The Food Vogue By Le Seynt
+5
I’ve always loved Schnitz but today I ordered 2 wraps and a large chips and the chips wasn’t filled to the top. Maybe I’m just being a fatty but it would have been nicer if it was filled to the top and not 3/4.
My power went off again on I blustery August evening in my home town of Oolong hence my custard was off. I had no other planned intention except to hike to the nearest restaurant of Schnitzel across the border in Victoria. After the passing of 2 days and being attacked by a wild Quokka (Lord protect me from evil 🙏) I arrived at the Sound of a battery farm and caged chickens clucking as the slaughter house awaited them. 🐓🗡. In fact, this drove me to bond with the RSPCA (which somehow I have now been promoted to chairperson of the council) and didn't enter. Ce Pendent, my inner palate of taste and flavour sense drove me into this carnivorous restaurant. Once my tears had subsided, I managed to squeak out an order of chips and une wrap of the filited poultry inside. Whilst the seasoning of the chips produced serotonin in my upper lobe, the chicken was not moist and therefore lacked moisture and was not laden with a moist liquid. The décor (similar to my German barn house (which has lacked dampness)) echoed a feel of insecurity and lack of surveillance unlike many counterparts. I as walked out and made friends with Johnstone (the local hobo) the police arrested as I failed to attend court last sat'dy. Farewell my glorious love!
Lincoln ❤️
It's rare I give 5/5 for a take away fast food place but it's stepped up a lot over the past year so deleted the last review and re-reviewed.
Lots of seating inside and the staff on are friendly and happy. They make it to order here unlike my experience at Southland and it's always fresh.
Three of us came in over this weekend and had all chicken - I asked for well done and they did it perfectly.
That honey mustard sauce is seriously good - basic wrap with honey mustard is a winner.
Chips here are streets ahead of next door. And if you are even thinking of getting a schnitzel burger at grilled stop it and come here. Freaking a thousand times better.
Only wish they got onto uber eats or Deliveroo / foodora as to get this delivered would be GREAT.
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